BY: ELIANA JONSHON May 20 2026 ---------------------: Additional reading: President Donald Trump, his allies, and the United States of America prevailed on Tuesday as “moron” Thomas Massie lost his primary race to Trump-backed challenger Ed Gallrein. While Democratic leaders say nothing as their candidates embrace Hasan Piker, the GOP and its leaders do appear to be purging the antisemites from their ranks. Most people aren’t particularly fond of porta potties. Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner isn’t most people. Platner “made graphic sexual comments” on his since-deleted Reddit account “about masturbating in portable toilets,” Fox News reported. “I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portashitter,” Platner wrote. “That blue water smell conditioned me.” Iran has “a limited period of time” to make a deal to end the war—“two or three days, maybe Friday, Saturday, Sunday”—or face “another big hit,” Trump said on Tuesday. “I hope that we don’t have to do the war,” Trump added, but “we can’t let them have a nuclear weapon.” New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani celebrated the Jewish holiday of Shavuot on Monday evening with a bevy of his left-wing allies, including congressional hopeful Brad Lander and a transgender rabbi who once held an interfaith dialogue with the president of Iran. In brief remarks at the event, Mamdani mispronounced the Hebrew word for “covenant,” or brit, turning the one-syllable word that rhymes with “feet” into the two-syllable “Buh-REET.” We warned you: Sex therapist Maureen Galindo, who is in a runoff for the Democratic nomination in Texas’s 35th Congressional District, recently pledged to turn an ICE detention center “into a prison for American Zionists and former ICE officers for human trafficking,” adding, “It will also be a castration processing center for pedophiles, which will probably be most of the Zionists.” It comes after the Free Beacon reported on remarks from Galindo saying Jews “worship Satan,” “own Hollywood,” and “use books and movies to create realities.” Check out our full Wednesday lineup below. Michigan’s El-Sayed Endorsed ‘Reparations’ for ‘Indigenous Peoples’ in Deleted Tweet Attacking Thanksgiving Graham Planter Smeared Murdered ‘American Sniper’ Chris Kyle in Podcast Rant, Claiming Navy SEAL Shot Innocent Civilians ‘To Get High Numbers’ Yale Gives Honorary Degree to Canadian Anti-Israel ‘Activist’ Who Left Catholicism for Islam Money Well Spent: ‘Moron’ Thomas Massie Joins Marjorie Taylor Greene on Ash Heap of History Caught on Camera: Transgender Anti-Israel Rabbi and Congressional Hopeful Brad Lander Among Small Crowd of Far-Left Jews To Attend Mamdani’s Embattled Shavuot Party GOP Moves To ‘Stop Climate Shakedowns,’ Block Democrat-Led States and Cities From Going After Oil Companies With Lawsuits, Legislation Thanks for reading the Washington Free Beacon! Subscribe for free to receive new posts.